Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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