I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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