The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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