do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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