Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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