I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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