With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
