is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Drake has all the answers
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
