The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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