Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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