so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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