they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
