Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
There's even glitter on my cock...
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