please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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