she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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