My nipple is on Facebook.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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