new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
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