so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
