I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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