My hair reeks of homosexuality.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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