SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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