I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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