I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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