she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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