I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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