How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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