who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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