i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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