I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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