put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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