are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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