just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You took a bar mat shot.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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