Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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