Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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