I'm going to jail i love you
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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