He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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