508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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