Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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