"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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