i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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