On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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