My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Banned from zoo.
Again?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
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