Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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