The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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