Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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