I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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