Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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