My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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