Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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