Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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