Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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