I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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